oh jesus shes a lukewarm mess
I'm almost 25, which means I can ride with girls that have permits
As a driver I hate pedestrians, and as a pedestrian I hate drivers, but no matter what the mode of transportation, I always hate cyclists.
Dude you just tried to have a one night stand with my ex girlfriend while we were trying to put you to bed upstairs.
but that still doesn't explain how i woke up on the couch down stairs.
So she is eating her margarita with tortilla chips....like using her chip as a spoon
Just found my car keys in your throw-up.
So..I walked into his bathroom and found a bong and a blender in the shower.....normal?
I cant leave dude. theres a horse with a top hat on
So the girl in front of me was buying champagne too .. I wanted to be like "so are you celebrating clean test results too?"
regular news: took many shots of tequila.....bad news: woke up with a toothbrush and vagisil next to me.....good news: clean as a whistle
nothing says 'im willing to leave my comfort zone for you' like letting you choke me during sex
That's the girl I met who was peeing on the driveway with me. We bonded
Idk. I'm naked in front of the computer eating ribs. All is right with the world.
That's so nerdy and hot at the same time.
So I vote that we skip the bowling and just go straight to destroying our livers.
He ordered a meatball sub with a side of meatballs.
Randomize
