I just woke up in bed next to my teacher. Does that mean I'm passing now?
So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
I'm walking down the halls of our hotel and listening for sex noises and knocking when I do.
This freshman just ran out of her seat in a 200 person lecture, opened the emergency door and vommed everywhere. Then quietly went back to her seat. $2 Pitchers hit someone hard last night.
I locked the porch door but I left a spare key on top of the keg on the side of the house
I just told a kid I was in a wheelchair because Santa shot me due to me being on the naughty list. You should have seen this little bastards face
I don’t know what's weirder; the fact that I weigh more with an erection..or the fact that I actually weighed myself with an erection...
Am I allowed to compare getting cum'd on the face to a warm summer rain?
We need to be on the same page regarding the 3some this time. No more "one of us should probably leave" moments.
My tits, and hanging out behind a hotel eating pizza.
Lets just put it this way. Im meeting his nana after a mind blowing orgasm.
I keep having dreams where I tie him up and eat cookies off of him while riding him. Wtf brain.
I wanna borrow his axe at this point and cut my head open just to relieve some pressure
im shaving my vagina and listening to frank sinatra, im coming over after
He set the tone in the back of his car by blasting Marvin Gaye's sexual healing before railing me
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