I just sneezed everywhere.....everywhere. Now no one will talk to me.
my grand plan for the evening is to do shots of vodka til i cant anymore
Her best guy friend really had a thing for her all along.... Now we're back together and he's gone Dawson's Creek with his away messages.
I wonder if i passed any courses from last semester
I'm honestly too sad to drink and hang out with strippers. This breakup sucks.
To say he's a good fuck is like saying the beatles had a bit of success. My vag is still mourning the fact he moved.
I dunno. Last time I went there I had got sexually propositioned by a Belgian prince.
I'm afraid you are becoming too bourgeois with your switch from boxed wine to bottled.
Yea he called the cop officer fonzarelli and asked him if he was mad because happy days was off the air. Boom, beaten and arrested
I took shrooms last night.. For a good half hour I genuinely believed I was black and being held captive by a leaf. Never again.
I think we can all agree that the size of her boobs, combined with beer, is destroying my ability to judge looks.
He said that he doesn't like skittles. This relationship is over an it hasn't even started yet.
I'm definitely closer to having sex in every building on campus than I am to having a post-graduation career/plan/future. Unless that future is getting fucked in lots of buildings. I got that shit on lock down.
Just burnt my tongue. Not sure if it will help or hurt giving blow jobs
You were licking skittles to check if they were "halucinateizers" so no, you are not leaving the house while on antibiotics.
Randomize
