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(248): View more from Michigan

do you know mcdonalds refuses to give out large cups of water now? you have to buy a bottle or they give you a small cup. No exceptions.

(1-248): View more from Michigan

RUDE.

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I said FINE, then I'd like 7 small waters and 2 of those nifty carrying cases to carry about my h2o.

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outsmarted mickey deeeees

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He asked to "fluff my boner.."

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(415): View more from California

My mom and I were trying to explain to my sister what an uncircumcised penis looks like. We had some minor disagreements.

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(908): View more from New Jersey

4 days in college, 3 frat parties. I haven't been this drunk since the unspeakable Jäger bomb incident in Sweden.

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We should have a mid-burrito sex-break, too. Just so we don't get too full all at once

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Good point.

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