He is such a slut. More and more my type.
this beer tastes like vomit already
My spanish teacher discovered you can watch spanish music videos on youtube. Guess what were doing in class today? Michael Scott Spanish 101
threw up during christmas carols. the audience at the church seemed to immediately know i was a college student
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At a pool hall. Dudes walkin around with fuzzy handcuffs cuffed to his belt. The douche bag level grows higher still
I hope this doesn't become one of those friendships where we dont have sex
She just did a bodyshot off herself. I don't care that it's only seven thirty, come pick her up.
I'm sweating so much right now i look like Whitney Houston
where are you guys? the police just woke me up on the couch outside.
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There's a very drunk Asian strawberry shortcake crying on the curb next to my truck. I'm not really sure what standard protocol is for this situation.
How do I feel about a girl who has a g string tattooed on
You and your vagina are hellbent on selfdestruction and bad decisions
Dude...can we put that on a tshirt? I will totally sport that shit.
You know you need to get it together when a frat guy wakes you up and says you need to go to class
I think I found my saving grace in the form of a beard at the bar.
I'm currently hiding from this horrific thing that we call adulthood. If anyone needs me, I'll be smoking a bowl in the bouncy house.
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