I dont get it-she has sex with me but wont be my facebook friend?
wake up i wanna do it froggy style
She knew it was going down when I had her search for "condoms" in my iPhone Maps.
strike ten. I need to stop drinkng
Interestingly im still mad at you for the time we got high and you tried to hump me.
Lol thats a classic
We went out. i got lost. dunno where they were. they slept in the car. i slept in an outdoor shower. i dont know anything else.
She called herself a train and then took off all her clothing. I forget everything after that.
I saw you two flinging Jello at the sidewalk if that helps jog your memory.
i just got on a party bus. i think i left my belly button at the bar.
Hey on the reals though tomorrow if i take you out to lunch as just a friend will you also suck my cock as just a friend?
did i mention he attempted to milk her in backseat?
Sometimes you just have to have sex for a Netflix password.
And now whenever I see a documentary about dolphins, I think about sex, which is super weird
If TJ is short for Trader Joe, I'm gonna fuck him
Literally just sitting around waiting for someone to come along and fuck my chakras back into alignment
Do you remember trying to sleep under the pool table while wearing a reflective vest?
Nope.
You kept saying you had to be safe.
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