I wanna crawl in your skin and have dreams about Bobby Kennedy tonight.
new low: just stole a ciggarette from a bum sleeping on the side of the street.
ohh what kind?
i feel like im playing gay clue. i have to figure out where i am, who took me home, and what he put in me
he had two deer mounted on his dorm room wall with panties and bras hanging from the antlers... i cant believe i contributed to bambi's headgear...
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so the plumber came, he found condoms, feathers and glitter in the pipes.
I feel like this has turned into my work. But if I get paid sitting under a desk, that's perfectly fine with me.
Im officially canceling McCormick Monday. I got a raise.
Sooo grey goose Tuesday?????
There was blow residue on my chem book and my TA was like, did u stain your notebook with CaCO3?
All the drunken hookups over the last year are self destructing, at least something is keeping nursing school interesting
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Sorry for cyberstalking your dad.
Are you on your way? Get your date and black out with me. Democracy's at stake.
I told him I had an IUD and he asked me how was a bomb a form of birth control..
I could tell my life story through kermit memes
And you tried to get me to have sex with you in our Harry potter closet lol
I’ve looked at so many mouse vaginas in the past week
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