Just used the D.E.N.N.I.S system successfully.
So many tools at one table, you'd enjoy my italian family
I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
I would feel bad sleeping with her unless all of her personalities were on board with it.
also, made a drinking game out of my birthday photos....drink everytime alcohol is in a photo. going through all 350 of them.
Diet Starts Tomorrow! Guy from McDonalds asked if I got a new car...
He gave me the "find somebody who wants to date you for who you are" speech while I walked around the house asking people for pants.
He's a 30 yr old man who voluntarily goes by Stevie and his job title is "Jumbotron Operator". There's a 97.5% chance he lives in his mom's basement. STOP THIS NOW!!!
I HAD TO TAKE A SHOT OF JAGER AND SOME REDBULL JUST TO SEE IF IT’LL MAKE MY MOUTH FEEL BETTER
He took me out to dinner to tell me we had to stop fucking so randomly
Honestly wish he pleased me as much as queso does
One day he'll find out I do drugs and stop talking to me.
What will you do then?
Drugs, probably.
yeah the highlight of my day was the 911 operator telling me they had frantically been trying to figure out where i was
and then she sorta stared at me like "holy shit" and I looked down and my dog was licking her ass
Ruff night.
Was I just dreaming, or was there a corpse at work last night?
She was just sleeping.
Is it bad that I'm kind of disappointed by that?
I'll tell you all about it in person but let's just say the big dick fairy must really like me right now
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