Ppl just aren't as funny as we are
haha i took a picture of myself naked on her camera
She didnt have a camera...
whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
Sometimes when I whip my dick out it looks REAL impressive. This, was NOT one of those times.
I wish i could go to google and type in drug dealers and it would bring up a number, a product and direction
too bad being hungover isnt a job. just threw up from 9am to 5pm
how are you gonna miss the world cup? other than the olympics it's our last way to assert our dominance over China after this economic bull shit
I think the camel was justified in biting me.
Come my child we shall walk thru the pasture of amazing sex and corndogs. Hint:some corndogs are not corndogs.
Do you want the fat one with an ok face or the skinny ugly one?
It doesn't matter as long as our shame is in tandem.
There's a baby duck in my toilet. Fuck you.
Are u guys proud? I puked my brains out last night at a strip club. While my two fave strippèrs held my hair
then he told me my boobs feel like "if you put mushroom soup in a baggie." I don't know how I'm supposed to feel about this.
Looking for my adderal, only found acid. What a shame
All I know is I woke up with my apartment door wide open, naked, and I poured an entire bottle of Advil on my bed to sleep in.
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