Me too!
I would drag my balls through a mile of broken glass to eat pudding out of her anus
So i just got diagnosed with swine flu. im at walgreens looking like shit and this guy keeps staring at me. Im so gonna cough in his face.
well, dont
I didnt. i just coughed then looked at him menacingly. he got it.
We played Russian Roulette with a revolving Nerf gun. If you shot yourself in the face, you had to drink.
who the fuck is that kid sitting with you...
I don't have any fucking idea. I woke up and he was there. I'm kinda creeped out.
found my necklace. it was safe with all 6 boxes of peeps that i bought that night.
No it was the best sex I've had in months. Nothing turns me on more than getting rid of a boyfriend.
I was cracking open beer cans, throwing them off the roof, and yelling "FRAG OUT!"
They were so huge my eyes were just drawn to them. Boob gravity man.
It is not if she takes a guy home Karaoke night. It is how many.
Still trying to figure out where I was when someone broke the lawn chair and put it in the bathroom.
And then god smiled down upon me and he said let there be hangover food and let it be Wendy's
Did we just second hand smoke crack?
Soooooooo high. David tried to rinse the water droplets out of the sink for 5 minutes
These business classes have improved my drug business ten fold
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