Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
she said she didn't want to sleep with me again because I wasnt a generous lover. I ignored her slight moustache, didnt i? i think thats pretty damn generous
i just uploaded pictures of my nephew, and you & d puking in the same toilet. i think i should keep them in the same album. show my nephew what he has to look forward to.
Sketchest drug deal yet.... I just got paid in quarters and chucky chesse tokens. I need to stop hooking my friends up.
I'm going to a foam party and gonna grind someones dick off hayy
He just told me that when we were doing it I told him I was the captain and he was the boat. Im too embarassed to ask for money for a cab.
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
youre always welcome to strip dance on tables with me Mag. what are friends for.
There is a 5-year old here fighting 'drunk monkeys'. He tried to knock a drink out of my hand with a plastic light saber...
Good luck getting that all cat food off in the shower dumbass
How many Wendy's frosties do you think it would take to fill a bathtub?
He fucked me over, so I'm going to do what any rational woman does. I'm going to get really high and have sex with his brother.
YOU HAVE TO STOP TELLING BARTENDERS WE DON'T HAVE MORAL STANDARDS
Walking back to my car from the campus library and just saw a Nuva Ring on the sidewalk. If that doesn't scream college life, idk what does.
So, I'm roughly 90% sure that the guy next to me in the xray waiting room is watching porn on his phone right now
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