No vaginas are yucky and I don't think you're old enough to handle one yet
Everything is bigger in Texas. Including Colt's vagina.
When I sent you a text telling you to splash water on your face, you texted me back with 'Iwehre N qyull.'
walk of shame into the pharmacy with a busted up chin and laughing the lady at the counter rolled her eyes at me when I asked for the morning after pill.
I'm too afraid that I'm 1. Banned or 2. Gonna be noticed by the lady bouncer I punched.
Even worse we were making a sex tape so our reaction to the condom breaking was recorded.
Why is it that when I sustain a serious injury people are more concerned with my level of inebriation than my personal safety?
He's easy on the eyes, light on his feet, and rough in bed...what more could a girl ask for in a rebound?
I found a guy who will take me to the Olive Garden and he is CONVENTIONALLY ATTRACTIVE.
You may have gone on a date, but I ate chicken nuggets shaped like dinosaurs for dinner tonight. I think we both know who the real winner is here.
That's a beautiful sentiment.
If you had a dick, I would hope it falls off and comes back to haunt you while fucking your ears at night. But you don't. But if you did, that's how mad I am at you
YOLO is a great motto until you end up with Chlamydia
wait he has a twin??? which one did you fuck
yes
i forgot how loud opening a beer is in a house where your not allowed to drink
Im experiencing the awkward moment after realizing two of my straight female friends have had sex with each other
Randomize
