she's got that wholesome 16 and pregnant look.
She said she didn't think she should have to shave either. Guess no shave November just became no sex November.
stop changing my ringtone to people fucking, it looks bad at work
THERE IS THE SEXIEST BEARDED MAN HERE. I CAME EVERYWHERE.
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It's been so long since i rode in a trunk. I'm riding in a trunk btw
SITTING NEXT TO A CIRCUS PERFORMER AT PLANNED PARENTHOOD. THIS IS MY LIFE.
Is there a reason there's a dick print on my seventh-story window?
Sorry about the flaming shit on your door
I never thought I'd be in my late 20s and send that text
Just a heads up... Don't get high and attempt to do your own taxes
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I ate her out in the bathroom and she did my makeup. Man i love being a lesbian
My cat licked the coke mirror and now is giving me dirty looks. Bet money she has the drip.
Very unfortunate to find out the kid who took your virginity has never seen Star Wars🙃
Okay, I just reached peak living alone
I ate a piece of chocolate cake while jerking off
Went to a club yesterday was dirty dancing with this guy, reached back to move my hair and punched him in the face.
ANTI-GAME
I am so proud to call you my friend
I'm pretty sure even the managers want me to show up hungover my last day, it would be negligent and disrespectful to do otherwise
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