wow wtf my bar tab was 80 dollars
IT WAS DOLLAR BEER NIGHT
Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
I wanna dance tonight. i just wanna grind my ass in some man's dick.
Drinking wine. Reading twilight. On a Friday night. Biggest loser contest. First Place.
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i wanna anger bang this girl behind me at work. she never shuts up with her annoying voice. but her boobs are phenom.
I wish I could just thrust my cock straight into her new relationship.
I am in fact going to raffle myself off for a night. If you are interested in buying a ticket let me know. $10 a ticket.
I just woke up to three dick pics. Apparently in my blacked out state. I was asking for them as the new valentines day card.
Crazy how fast a room full of drunk teenagers sober up when someone breaks his parents' new flat screen
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I would seriously fuck her so hard, her contacts would pop out of her eyes.
Not as awesome as someone telling you that you have the biggest tits they've ever seen. And they're like 30-something, so they've seen a decent amount of tits in their lifetime.
I just sent a snapchat of my boobs for Adderall. It's finals season.
You had sex with him AND his man bun. Like not just him but also the bun.
Also what’s the official rule on washing one guy’s jizz off my back before I go out with another guy? That I should?
Made out with some dude at the bar last night. Was fun until he thought bohemian rhapsody was by The Who
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