what happened last night??
everyone saw ******'s vagina
and that's just the beginning
so im kinda of nervous about the whole bust inside event last night
cant help it. i get a boner every time that shake weight infomercial comes on
then he said "your boobs looked so much bigger on girls gone wild"
I forgot about that,good spring break.
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was his dick as big as our hopes and dreams?
I see you've set aside this special time to humiliate yourself in public.
I'm auditing financial statements and ur growing weed this is bullshit how did this happen to me
I told you, she may have multiple personality disorder, but like in the most upbeat way possible.
Please let me buy the coffee, all my assets are in starbucks gift cards
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you don't understand it took me an hour and a half to escape that bed, I had to memorize his sleeping patterns.
I just moved my 11am hair appointment to 8am so I could blackout at noon. Who am I?
So that guy from plenty of fish has a lightning bolt tattooed on his face. I kinda feel like I HAVE to sleep with him now.
Yeah well I just had an orgasm on my bathroom floor so there's a first for everything I guess
I think the cats may be lesbians. It could just be a two hour mutual bath but it sure looks like a 69.
She called and said she was waiting for me naked. I got there and she was in ratty sweats, sitting in Nick's lap, with divorce papers. Needless to say my night was shitty.
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