TIT CHECK! TIT CHECK! ALERT! ALERT!!!!
You just kept saying "I want my babies to look like you."
You said your dick dragged you up the stairs
you just kept saying 'take out my tanks' and tell the cab driver to go slower, i have no idea what you were talking about but i'm glad you had fun.
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Next year we will be 30 and no more shots during the week.
his phone is always ringing though. It makes me feel like I'm dating a doctor who's always on call.
yeah, dating a doctor sounds much better than fucking your drug dealer.
He's probably hung over. I sure as hell am. I want to pop out my eyeballs with a fork and soak them in cold water
The bartender seems to not like the DD's anymore. I'm sad
I GOT JUDGED BY A GUY WORKING AT THE LEAST CLASSY STRIP CLUB. Peeing isn't a right, it's a privilege.
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Cause I'll toss Tabasco sauce in his eyes and yell "Cobra attack" and walk away
Last night I went outside to our neighbors and asked them to put in money with me to get a hot tub for our patio. Niceeeee
HE BEAT A GUY WITH NOTHING BUT RAZZLE DAZZLE AND HIS FABULOUSNESS
Just woke up in a Price Chopper bathroom stall with a half eaten cake on the floor. Had to get a ride from the waitress I made out with. What happened to "Don't let me drink Tequila?"
I lied.
let me wake up, find my pants, and find out where i am tommorow and ill get back to you on that
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
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