So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
I want to fuck you on the side of the bed tonight.
babe, don't say it like that!
I'm sorry, I want to penetrate you on the edge of our sleeping quarters this evening.
she thought the capital of kansas was topanga.
if i were reduced to my simplest elements, i would be jizz and glitter.
There's a show on the Discovery Channel about T-Rex sex. I think this just made my life.
Then they all walked away with the drinks I bought them, and the fat one slapped me in the face. I left and my car had been towed. Worst night ever.
If u were an xman, what would ur power be? I would shoot lasers from my boobs.
Remember me drinking the vodka from in between your legs?
Im gonna wear a random assortment of things for Halloween, guy with the most creative answer gets laid
I had to help him get his zipper down in front of his dad so he could pee in the bushes. That Is what moonshine does to you.
It hurts to hear and I can smell shapes.
idk how I feel so profoundly understood by someone whose latest tweet is "labia majora's mask." but I do.
On a serious note, don't let me forget to tell you about firecracker baseball. I'm glad I have my fingers. I had to count them.
Also I found $40 in the women's bathroom at ihop. Karma is finally kicking in!
So my furniture is upside-down, two lamps are glued to the ceiling, and there is a kitten sleeping on Kyle's face. Please tell me what happened last night....
Randomize
