I was on top riding him and his friend walks in and watched for a minute before he realized what was going on
Just witnessed a fat girl fall off the treadmill, pop a medicine ball, and drink coke out of a water bottle all in one workout.
I keep having to talk dad out of putting tequila in the milkshakes.
i always knew that i'd have sex in your room, i just assumed it would be with you
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i just had a pap smear and two shots. lets hit the beach.
Like really my mothers day gift is a pic of his dick
He just stared into my eyes and touched himself. That isn't hooking up.
I sent him a bunch of texts telling him that his beard wasn't long enough yet so we couldn't fuck and to text me back in a few hours if it had.
He's laying next to me passed out dressed as a hooters girl
I bet he's a super pretty hooters girl
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Getting stoned and sitting front row in a legal class.. Not my best idea
Cheese, the small of a woman's back, the universe, mountains, vampiric demons, sleep, and dreams.
if people come over to pregame will you hide my Oreos?
I think it may be easier if I stay drunk/high til the wedding. You game?
Feels weird riding an elevator with my tongue in my own mouth.
He nicknamed his dick "the fountain of youth" I think it's time to move on...
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