That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
I prefer the term 'tenderly watching'
such a stalker...
she wanted to love me. she just didn't know it yet.
He said if I blew him first he'd last longer....if 3 minutes is lasting longer, I'm not sure the bj was worth it
it's a shame restraining orders have to come between me and my relationships
Are you with Adam and his vodka?
Yeswdsssss I masde his pickle gi away ans he go anbnoued
It was confusing and full of hummus
I've drank myself into a smaller pants size. Who ever said alcoholism was unhealthy was mistaken.
today's the one month anniversary of me not giving anyone head. can you tell me you're proud
it's sad that this is a milestone
You never did explain why you were in wal-mart with a wok full of popcorn.
Its not college unless your study breaks were to go throw up from blacking out the night before
Tried to figure out where I was without opening my eyes this morning for like twenty minutes. Not even close. Not even the right state.
Well, I tried to shit into my refrigerator. It was a rough night.
ITS THE CIIIIIIRCLE OF SLUUUUUUUTS
It was kind of like hidden Mickey ears, but with dicks.
you were screaming "I don't need a shirt!" repeatedly while in the process of taking it off and flashing the bouncer. we got kicked out. thanks a lot.
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