The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
So, I just sold my textbook to have money for Plan B.
It will be a surprise...all i can say is stripper clown
Found out that it IS actually possible to get road head from somebody in the back seat
i've never seen someone face fit so perfectly in a toilet bowl
the campus cop used the word depravity in our citation.
Lets just say I chased with a burrito.
Last night was good. Things got bad when I found a sledge hammer.
Smoking a bowl in nothing but a flamingo thong.
Have you had sex with a man from New Zealand? No? Then your input is invalid.
All he gave me was a sore vagina and film suggestions
I'm on A4A looking at dick pics while the CEO is on the phone trying to convince me not to leave the company
Congrats on graduating and I'm in a cab and need someone to helps keeping me up, do you mind
She invited us over for cocaine and donuts
These business classes have improved my drug business ten fold
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