good, we got high then went swimming. shelly forgot to keep swimming so we tied her to the ladder in the shallow part with her bikini top.
I just did a sobriety test in a tutu.
Some chick just barfed in my math class. Everyone here is hungover. Yay community college
They wouldn't serve more then two Shots per person, so you grabbed a group of strangers and said u werre buying them all shots, then proceeded to drink all of them.
Actually some of the best sex I've had involved a lot of laughing.
How small IS your cock?
Night just started and I've already seen a woman headbutt a brick wall. Unintentionally. Epic to say the least
I still have way too many Frat houses to get blackout drunk at before I'm get in any type of relationship
How drunk is "too drunk" for candlelight service?
You are like the only girl I know who tells their booty call to go find another girl just cause you want more sleep.
Like I'm sorry but "it'll be fine trust me" IS NOT VERY REASSURING ASSHAT. Now take off your pants.
Drunk me also decided it would be funny to change all the passwords on my computer last night. Now I can't log into anything.
How is it that 364 days a year I'm the adult, but on Halloween you completely forget how to have fun and become my grandma?
No, I'm not a heathen. You two are the heathens, I'm the whore.
I gave him a hand job in the parking lot... now he thinks we're meant for each other...
My sister and her gf showed up at my door with no pants on at 4 AM talking claiming its hot.
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