Who is this?
Who do you want it to be?
Sarah Palin
I've got the updo, bangs, and glasses, but I'm blonde
dont quote avril lavinge. im to drunk.
I left a cheeto on everyone's car trailing to the house i'm at, hanzel and gretel style.
I started dry heaving in the middle of sex and she says "You moan funny."
He looks like Ryan Reynolds from this angle
Since when is drunk an angle?
I have to date her. We need a place to stay when we go tailgating.
We shall study the pictures later and see if his penis is worth my time.
Shes 18 and still has a curfew. it was great. didnt have to worry about her still being here in the morning.
Hey guy that stepped on my foot, don't slap my ass to apologize.
Remember when we partied so hard that dude died and it cockblocked you hooking up with my sister?
I forgot that happened. That's the second dude that died on a vacation I've been on
My brother just text me asking if I was ready for the blowjob of my life.
How did it feel to just observe all the people blacking out usually you're on the other end of things
I felt like I was at the zoo
My mother is currently smoking weed with a dying bee so his last moments aren't miserable. And she wonders why I rescued a grasshopper missing a leg.
I cannot believe I accepted his penis into my body.
I blame her lesbian super powers of coercion.
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