I prefer the term 'tenderly watching'
such a stalker...
she wanted to love me. she just didn't know it yet.
i dont know what it is, i just found it in my pants.
Teenaged girls are God's best work and the Devil's best tool. Remember that my friend.
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
an ex called crying about her current BF. convo ended in phone sex. i love emotional wrecks
you screamed santa and jumped in front of 50 kids to tell him you wanted a bong for christmas.
I am NOT getting arrested in a wig.
My autobiography is now tentatively titled "I'm Fucking the DJ, and Other Ways to Party for Cheap"
It's okay though. My mom didn't believe that they were mine cuz they were magnums. Having a surprisingly large penis ftw
Dude. Cab ride home consisted of me making out with an Asian girl sitting next to my Dad
I would've hung out with you if I had the capacity to do anything besides fall over and pee on things
I thought it was improvement but then i realized sex isn't an emotion and I hate everyone
Are you drunk already?
Not already - at LAST.
How drunk were you? in an effort to seduce him, you demonstrated your lap dance skillz on his dog.
yeah, I woke up with nacho cheese crusted all over my face and head...a lone jalapeno still stuck in my ear...you win this round drunk nachos....
Randomize
