jungle juice + heels + stairs = broken arm
I dont even clean my room anymore .. i drunk proof it for when i come back smashed with a guy
She left me a voicemail too. It's just her moaning her name repeatedly
Apparently he ran around last night saying he was 'the hulk hogan of muff diving'
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it's all just a bunch of faces and i remember what the floor looked like.
You coming bye my yot got egg sweet carilne vodklaa
Ok the fact that you know THAT phrase perfectly is terrifying. You just proved you can slut it up in mulitiple languages.
Quick question, how many times can you get chlamydia before your vagina just gives up and falls off?
so i guess now we know you can get away with peeing mere feet from the Capitol if you shout IM PREGNANT at the guards
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The best part of tonight is drunk commenting on my moms pic about how birds just want to give you diseases and pluck out your eyes
yes i am an adult who snuck out of my parents house to cuddle with a guy and then came home and listened to taylor swift. judge me all you want.
he showed me his third nipple on the first date. I might have low to no standards, but my god.
It's not a funeral, it's a celebration of life. Going commando AND braless is really just honoring him!
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
You got up in the middle of a sentence, puked, came out and poured another glass of wine and continued your story.
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