Anal astronaut?
Wow word travels fast.
She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
I did a mental Irish jig when he pulled out the second condom.
I just heard a woman call her child a butt face. Repeatedly. He's crying now. I love walmart.
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you wouldnt answer to anything but devil's advocate all night.
The streak lives on, still havent been to Towson without throwing up
they almost convinced me to put "Funbags" in the 'other names you may be known as' section of the job application
Just threw up in the garbage can outside the liquor store... I'm pretty sure that's some sort of distress signal.
Things got outta hand once she told me to water-board her with Patron.
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Her vagina smelt so bad I lied and told her that I was married just so that she would leave.
Totally forgot we howled at the full moon last night... It's safe to say Tuesday Boozeday is my new favorite day of the week
okay yeah but you've seen me eat jambalaya naked
Was just trying to have a normal "I fucked you without a condom" adult conversation and she flipped
We could never date. He doesn't drink and he won't bring me tacos after sex. He's on that healthy life bullshit.
I mean she's doing calculus in her head to prove how NOT drunk she is.
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