Nah, lets use your guy, my drug dealer is going all pineapple express on me
Just came during my obgyn appt. I need to get laid.
I'll be gone when you wake up but you hit a girl so I knocked you out. Never hit a girl. Unless it's with your penis.
I think i should wear mittens next time we have sex.
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Me too, I feel like I pinched your nipples excessively. At the time it seemed like a good idea, but in retrospect I'm not so sure.
to drive Frat boys away, one just needs to cat-call at them. It makes their masculinity weaker, and yours stronger.
I watched you down those shots like a lion cub watching its mother rip apart a gazelle
Apparently I blamed my BAC on the Saint Louis Cardinals...how is that not a valid excuse?!
I blew past the Governor's motorcade going twice the speed limit and DIDN'T get a ticket. God wants me to get laid.
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how do you make "fuck me in the break room" sound casual?
maybe one of us should just pity fuck him and get it over with.
this party is nice, but i have to go home and cry over anime in order to fill my daily quota of suffering
Really this has to stop, if they get any younger we will be breaking the law
So apparently I’m into choking now
Good, but still not as good as the guy I banged in the ball crawl
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