So we made editble underwear with fruit roll ups and fruit by the foot
I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
i don't think it's normal to still be missing spring break.
Its mothers day and I have choke marks around my neck. Thanks for that.
He is the Donovan McNabb of stuff up his ass. Tell me that tomorrow. Too high to remember.
Yes perhaps we are both wrong. And did you call me bj girl?
They got a 10 foot tall beach ball from the roof of a McDonalds. Get the fuck over here.
Don't remember shit. It was only until I saw the glaze on my forearm that I knew you drove to get donuts last night. I also spent 20$ there apparently
I had to show the prof your text saying that I could pick up your midterm for you. I covered the part of the screen saying you weren't there because you were about to have morning choke sex.
I'm going to sing sad and lonely Barbra Streisand songs at the top of my lungs if you don't get here soon
I woke up to a shattered My Little Pony garbage pail, a black eye I don't know how I got and no one will look me in the face. Fuck tequila.
I think I got a sinus infection from puking out my nose on st. Patricks day #thisis26
I think my liver has finally had enough and is going all Ashley-Judd-in-a-Lifetime-movie on me.
Fun fact. I just wrapped myself in wrapping paper for a sext. Is this a new high or a new low stay tuned.
I accidentally sent my mom a nude picture of my ass... she replied with how did you get that angle ?
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