Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
hot pretzels for dinner, snacks, and now breakfast...oh to be a poor college student...everyday is like a carnival.
There are 9 condoms on my bed either i met the greatest girl ever last night or something horrible has happened.
Its like a relationship where they cockblock each other.
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I gotta stop tellin complete strangers at the bar that they're the godparents to my first born
We are probably going to have to use your boobs as currency to get this done
Who the hell poured a whole pouch of Capri Sun down my throat last night?
She kept telling the ambulance to sit down and then started crying when we told her it couldn't hear her
Dude are you alive? We drank shit that made a german bartender blow chunks.
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I don't think she considers it a date unless she publicly urinates
"But puppies!" Is not an acceptable excuse for trying to drunkenly steal someone's dog, you promiscuous midget!!
what the hell is that chicken wire thing she's holding?
An artistic expression of her stupidity.
He's beautiful. His facial hair makes me wanna cum in it
Ew, no. But yeah I feel the same
THIS MOTHERFUCKING ROOSTER
IT KEEPS CHASING ME BACK IN THE HOUSE
FUCK THIS BIRD
im mourning your vaginas lack of frictional upkeep
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