Why. Ill be the rabbit if ull be the carrot.
While she was crying about breaking up, he looked at her through his fork and said "of course she's upset, she's in jail." Having sex with him tonight.
i don't know how to normally transition into sexual activities without being drunk...
you had "tips for anal sex" in your google search history this morning. how was your sunday night?
i may have reached my "but im high so it's cool" quota for the month.
Dude that's beautiful. I've never heard of someone smoking with their bunny.
I feel like I have a connection with him. A marijuana-induced-spiritual connection.
When I took off my jeans he became more excited about my Elmo underwear than sex but to be fair, who can blame him. They're awesome undies.
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
I have walked into stripper central, but I'm on the street at 1:00 in the afternoon
Ew. He is mine. We all know that if he has a mid-life crisis and decides to sleep with a student, I AM THAT STUDENT. She's not friends with him on FB. Reassuring.
Honestly I have a huge freedom boner right now and if I came it would be red white and blue
What's protocol when the 18 year old son of an anti-gay preacher sends you a message on Grindr during church?
Made a pinky promise to a lesbian on crack in WeHo. No one knows what I promised
Being single is awesome because I can still drink a bottle of wine and hate myself, but I don't have to shave my legs!
You’re like one of those doomsday preppers, but for your vagina
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