Call me when you're up
Great dream, you were in it
Is it weird i consider You Sexy Thing our song?
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
I'm sorry. Both for you two breaking up and because I just ate some of your cheez it's.
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the only compliment i could think of for this chick was that she looked 'moderately attractive'
I just told my sister I love her. I'm in no condition to drive.
He just kept yelling "body massage machine go" at random intervals throughout the night
He called himself excalibur. Thats all I remember.
dude chill. we stole 18 hamburgers from her house
no. you cant fuck a burger.
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I have a way to get him back. you're going to have to take one for the team and make a visit to the health department. you in?
I don't care if he got kidnapped by a cult one time he is a dick
If you are breathing, I want you at your house. No non-breathing-related excuses.
Can we smoke pot out of a menorah?
Sorry this is the worst night of your life and that you're being a baby about it.
I would say don't do anything I wouldn't do, but we both know I forget about my personal safely when getting laid is on the line
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