...i had to draw her a diagram of her own vagina. including a little arrow to the clitoris. shouldn't it be the other way around?!?
were talking about masturbation in my pysc class. He says it's healthy. I'm gonna live forever
She told you broke her computer after the little square in tetris wouldn't rotate for you...
i just opened the overnight bag i packed at 2am last night. Apparently all i thought id need was a handful of quarters, mascara and one sock
She looked at my cock with a kind of resigned disappointment.
I think ur a lot drunker then u think u are. That girl has the body of a cartoon character and not in a good way.
I would feel bad that's he's locked out naked, but the world should really see that.
If I had that in my pants Omg I would want a shirt made so everyone knew
Gregs sitting in the living room in his underwear hitting the bong watching a rob schneider movie. His lack of fuck giving is inspirational
The little girl I babysit saw pink plastic shot glasses in my car and asked what they were for and I told her they were princess teacups.
I just had the stunning realization that I lost my virginity in a bunk bed.
I was on tinder the whole time I was waiting for my pregnancy test results at the doctors.
This is either the best idea i've ever had or the worst. stay tuned.
You know you have a good math teacher when we're talkIng about mixture problems and no one gets it until he explains it by talking about mixing alcohol
Omg dude take a shower. You'll feel like god washed away all the sinful shit we did last night.
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