Hey sorry about saying i hated you. it was the coke and the ice cream.
were you the shorter or taller girl out of you two
WHY DID I DRINK ALL THE INGREDIENTS FOR VOMIT?!
We have had massive layoffs this year, yet the guy who cant flush his shit seems to still have a job
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the best part was when he threw his debit card on the table, looked at everyone and said "turn this into pizza!" It felt like a scene in a 'coming of age' teen comedy.
they duct taped my keg cup to my hand with my sister's phone number on it. I should be ok tonight.
Yeah like at least with a penis what you see is what you get with a vagina there can always be a surprise inside
whoever threw up in my shampooo bottle is totally getting defriended on facebook.
i tried to stop you. you just kept saying your split ends needed punishment.
She just looked down there and said "i breed horses. this is better than anything ive ever seen."
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Give him a trash can and a welcome home balloon, he will be good.
There's a 35% chance I'm still residually drunk from last night.
And you say you're not good with numbers...
It was like die hard. Except with more penises.
He was wearing a tux and a big sombrero so it automatically made the flute he was playing totally cool
Your trash is full of condoms and yoohoos what a great life we live
i told you i was taking the Metra Train, and you asked what type of drug that was.. so yes i believe you when you say you were fucked up
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