i just defriended some girl because according to her status she "doesn't give a fuck about shark week."
You deserve yourself a blunt and a build a bear.
just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
Her name is Sherri and her sister's are Brandy and Champagne. Of course I want to meet her parents.
i had to wake up at 4 am to do my laundry because I was afraid if I saw people in the laundry room they would judge me by the amount of clothes I had covered in vomit from syllabus week
finally remembered how I know that chick in my history class. she made and fed me ramen when I was wasted!
currently taking a solo cab to the strip club at 1 in the morning. this is healthy.
We had to leave. Dave knocked a dude out for saying yolo.
Lets start a coed nudist frat/sorority. It would be amazing. Or just an orgy club. It would also be amazing
Apparently I missed the "You may have to jack off a horse" part of the application.
At some point he mentioned fried rice and take out... I don't think we know how sexting works
IS NO AN EMOTION BECAUSE THAT'S WHAT I'M FEELING RIGHT NOW
We found you walking up the on ramp to the highway carrying a 40 mph speed limit sign with no shoes on. Rough night?
you face planting the wall was epic
did you at least save my tooth
And you hate the library
Yea but I love drugs and my grades
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