Got separated, got a half bj, got dropped off in random part of the city, don't tell anyone
it hasn't hit me that college is over yet. so far at home, i haven't brushed my teeth, taken off my makeup, or changed clothes before bed.
so he went down on me and i thought i heard him say "you're smelly" to my vagina
i got awkward and finally asked him what he said
he actually said "you want some dick?" to my vagina. which is worse? either way he's talking to it
she was most def 27.5% uglier than a troll, but the sex was great
I just packed a bowl in my room and use glad press n' seal to cover it so it wouldn't dump out in my pocket .
I just found pie in my hoodie pocket... This break needs to end.
So you plan on doing double washing machine sex? Like. A double date. But with sex. On a washing machine..?
I feel more comfortable going down on her then actually kissing her.
One does not fall in love, one falls flat on the their face after leaving a bar
You know if we weren't hooking up I think we'd actually be friends
Awkward, walking to my bootycall's hotel room and run into my dad leaving his. Just nodded to each other and went on our ways
I LACK THE NECESSARY BRAIN FUNCTIONS TO BE ABLE TO PROPERLY RESPOND TO THAT
I wanna riverboat gamble on your vaginal waters. Just sayin
OMG. When you threw the used condom on your floor you threw it in my purse!!! I just went to grab my headphones and it was stuck to them!
sad thing: we were only a shot away from an orgy. good thing: we all got laid.
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