If a woman tells you she has been pink socked...don't move forward with her.
just had a super intense, drunken debate about which blink182 member is the most fuckable. i got so mad i left the room. new low.
So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
Sorry for talking about super scientific shit so much last night, I know it bugs you sometimes when I don't shut up.
What? You sat on the couch for a solid 2 hours staring at your fingerprints and the only word that came out of your mouth was "how"
Theres two guys using a blow up doll to hold their beers while they float around the pool
Im on my way, tell them to get ready for a high-five
after taking her first shot and having her first random hook up she finally feels like she is ready for college
she has no idea
You totally left a blue butt print on our banister
Well I think we can all agree that that's better than then bowl of puke I left last time.
Was that not clear on Friday when I nearly deapthroated two ice cubes?
He came to my house drunk at two a.m., got in the hot tub, refused to get out until he smoked a blunt, and said "That's what brothers and sisters are for."
Yeah, clearly. And then we can float around my room on Christmas themed inner tubes. And drink, I guess.
It's all good. Going back to my room to try and air out my balls.
Although I commend your efforts to keep my penis away from her, your sister is now booty walking up my stairs. Good game though, good game.
tanning, a slurpee, and a cigarette. spa day college edition
I was figuring I'd break up with her after work, but before Taco Tuesday
Enough talk of my burning loins. How is your day?
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