she cant drink. allergic to alcohol.
ewwww. she might as well have a dick.
If you had to guess, would you say that as a species, midgets are more or less flammable than humans?
Less. Duh. They have less combustible mass.
I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
His shopping cart was nothing but malt liquor and zucchini.
I don't think blacking out in class is a good idea. But I'm game
Please tell me nicole sent the picture of the ejaculating penis to you too, otherwise I'll feel really awkward
Call me when you get back form court. Hopefully its not later than noon. Just remember..win or lose we still booze.
if the future wants me to fuck him, then i guss i have to
Took me 10 minutes of oral to finally get him hard for like 30 seconds of sex until he came and passed out. Def not worth the ROI.
Funny, 'cause his story is it went great. He faked passing out so he wouldn't have to do anything in return.
I saw a guy do a line this morning in line to start the 5k, happy thanksgiving!
Just pulled a Kenny Powers on a snowmobile
Guess whose hungry like a hippo: this bitch.
Oh my god there's only so much masturbating one can do before one wants to fucking cry
i knew my hormones were back to normal when i went to ikea and didn't want to fuck any of the workers
STOP GETTING GIRLS PREGNANT IN MY BED.
Randomize
