I blew a .224 after sleeping for 6 hrs, cleary im a champion
My balls are so social today.
No, this is a senior booty call. It cannot be ignored.
he has decreed that i can sleep with anyone who has the same name as him. line up all the toms
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According to the red cross, I'm not suppose to do anything strenuous for the next 24 hours. That means you're on top.
I like making it seem like it's at least a little bit difficult to hook up with me
In the bath trying to absorb water through my skin because I can't drink it.. That hungover
Drinking a grey goose and water in a random chair that I found by the road by myself
So there's that.
Some girl woke me up at 1:30 am looking for weed and the next thing I know I'm in a hot tub with 3 girls, 2 40's, and a blunt.
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He doesn't want a full on relationship, he provides me with all the weed I can handle and gives me multiple mind blowing orgasms. He's my soul mate.
I was in a penguin suit. Dick out. I am confident in the value of my pic.
Let's just say his oral game was lacking. Hell, lacking is too nice of a word to describe it.
I really wanna treat my body good. Because i plan on doing drugs
I woke up on the hammock spooning a box of Cheese Itz.
ok, muffins say "love me", waffles say "fuck me", got it.
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