he/she has shaved legs and makeup on. but a spare tire stomach, high socks with high heels...a wig and glasses. and still talked like a man. it was a nightmare scenario
my 3 favorite things in life are tequila, dicks, and making sandwiches. that DOES NOT make me a bad person.
Next time we're there I want drunk pics of us trying to ride the stone lions downtown. Don't even attempt to fight me on this.
He wants a "vagina fling" before he commits to dick for life. I'm gonna allow it.
The more and more I drink I keep rationalizing banging eye patch girl
He ate me out on the kitchen floor while we waited for the cake to bake. How was your Valentines Day?
Sounds like it could have been the night you pulled out your love stump at the strip club.
Its summer. Time to get to the freshmen before the weight does.
Well i think matt shit his pants so ill mark that as a W
I remember him going "OH SHIT" when he saw you straddling me on the table. And it was like the best feeling ever.
Apparently duct taping your dick to your buttcheks before the first time she goes down on you isn't as funny as projected. She cried because she thought I was a girl the whole time.
Man I was just the closest I've ever been to crapping my pants.
He took me out to dinner to tell me we had to stop fucking so randomly
Honestly wish he pleased me as much as queso does
I spent half my night explaining that i'm in an open relationship to the guys that I liked, and the other half of the night explaining that I have a boyfriend to the guys that I didn't like.
So technically I made out with my second cousin this weekend... But it's by marriage and I'm adopted, so it's ok.
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