So im using the back of a keystone box as notecard for my presentation
She fucked me because she said I looked like Neil Patrick Harris
im sitting in a tub with a sombrero on.. im just kind of confused.
You guys tried to boil water to fill up the empty hot tub. After the fourth trip back with the kettle you gave up.
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How did the whale quest end up? I saw u hit a little snag when the first one heard you call her that.
Thank you for getting us into that car accident. I have had more guys hit on me than ever before because of my broken fingers.
just reminessing about the wedding and were they seriously to tight to serve a meal oorrrrrr was it just another one of my black-out-by-dinner drunks
the fact that you actualy have a 'black-out-by-dinner drunk' is a bit deserving..
If I give you a key to my place you have to promise to one day wake me up with a blowjob.
And by one day I mean once every two weeks.
Oh god. It's like a broken faucet. My guts sound like a bilge pump clogged with golf balls and cake frosting.
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Full contact beer pong was definitely not my best idea.
I just finished spraying the foam party off my pumps with a garden hose
She told me having sex was our civic duty. How can I not love her?
I don't fucking know. He perched his parrot on his dick. I left after that.
Well I just saw a fully naked man doing a headstand in a cooler of ice water.
Did you hear about the guy wearing a spiderman mask running around naked with a bottle of patron?
Yeah.
I was spiderman.
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