I Once took so much Ecstacy that I tried to hug a fire.
he's my edward cullen
I am pretty sure Edward Cullen never had an all-day drinking binge topped off with some blow.
I hate this i feel like im wasting my youth here. I should be off hooking up with boys around the world and having awkward next morning convos in different languages!!
First rule of pills: If you can't remember what it is, take half.
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Sooo sorry about that. And crying. And comparing my life to a duck
Not quite sure what happened last night. I'll drive your dresser over to you later.....
Being high is an amazing excuse. I was using him for the potential of a beret, come on. I'd do that sober.
The amount of guys who just came into the room to give me a high five after hooking up with him was about 5 too many.
I wasn't vocally whispering "she wants to bite your dick off" about that kirsten girl was I?
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You have to start asking people if they're gay before you kiss them..
Best walk of shame ever. Wearing a bright purple onesie, covered in smudged childrens make up, carrying my shoes and 1/4 sac of goon. I swear every house I walked past had an elderly couple watering their garden just to watch me
let’s be honest I’d fucking Irish step dance on your grave, asshole
After last night I am convinced that you are the human embodiment of alcoholism and bad decisions.
Bachelorette party buss just rolled into down town. DTF, "horny hotties inside" and "show us your dicks" written on the windows....this could get interesting.
I'm one bad relationship away from owning seven cats.
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