we were doing it doggy-style and i felt him pop that pimple on my back.I have mixed feelings about it
he was humming party in the usa while we were having sex.
As it would turn out, "jesusssssss" is not the password to enter Faith Chapel's wifi network.
Just ducktaped my beer to my bike. See you in ten.
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His hands were made for my vagina.
hey quick question, what would you consider to be a "first date" porn?
we ran out of cups so i finished the night drinking out of a paint can.
dude i woke up sitting indian style with my face on the ground and my hand in a bucket of ice.
some gay kid said he wanted to blow him because "his eyebrows told a story"
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Buying a large dominoes pizza for a wasted 3 mile walk is the best bad idea ever. My mouth is on fire, probably broke my hand, and i may or may not have eaten street pizza.
How did you break your hand eating pizza?
Boxes are hard to see rocks through.
I feel like I need to get a restraining order against him but I'd probably be the one to break it.
Way to high for badminton right now. This is gonna be a shitshow.
I don't understand why she gets annoyed by my drunk texts. It means she's who I'm thinking about even when my brain isn't functioning properly.
Apparently, im the only one in the world who thinks Larry King is hot.
Your participation in the democratic process makes me horny AF
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