I love you and miss you, which in no way dimishes how much I hate the person you turned out to be, but I still love and miss you.
Prostitute standing on the corner thrusting at cars as they drive by. New marketing strategy?
Just saw a bouncer shoot a stripper with a squirt gun. He looked at me n said,"gotta keep em in check." I'm in love with this place
Need to stop getting stoned with this chick, I keep waking up covered in pizza sauce
when she started singing "you look better when im drunk" to my cat i realized it was time to take her home
something isn't right. i offered to be his sex slave and he declined..
His penis has a special gift of curing my broken heart
She came over and gave me a handy and then just lingered for a day and a half. Worst weekend ever.
So he might be the smartest man alive. He had the stripper pick him up taco bell on the way to the room for an extra 50 bucks.
I'm 50% weirded out and 50% into it
All I need is a morbidly obese man masturbating at the other end of the car and I'll complete the CTA Horror Trifecta.
I love the barter system - he got laid and I got him to bring me some ibuprofen. A win-win really.
I took a dab in Denver and was I. Rocky Mountain national park almost to Wyoming before I realized I missed my turn.
I just want him to hold me after a bad midterm. Is that even too much to ask for after sleeping with him twice?
i came so much i feel like i were to try again, only dust would come out. and maybe glitter
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