It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
We hung out in the bathroom the whole time and talked about sex and watched some girl pee. If you don't believe I was there, check the bathtub for bread crust.
Retelling stories from our semester makes me realize we need to get tested for herpes.
My patience ran out after you started clapping at the strippers everytime they took off a piece of clothing.
he broke into my appartment and left me a waffle maker...
Tell me you didn't really piss in the hookah.
wait, how does the 20 year old one night stand pregnant girl have a superiority complex?
So another one of your girlfriends from middle school had a baby. Thank god you are gay, otherwise you would definitely be a dad by now.
She's working this semester. Her dad saw he was listed as 'the atm' on her phone and cut off tuition for three months.
BTW, you ever shave a dick into my dog, I'll cut you. I'll laugh first, but then I'll cut you
Fuck I forgot the furry convention was this weekend and now I'm downtown. Way too high for this shit.
well when I said that I would ride his face until he ran out of oxygen, that's when I knew I shouldn't be around beautiful people anymore.
You should have thought of that before emitting walrus sounds while intoxicated
Lol, perhaps. But the drinks are so cheap, the music is better, and the bartenders and bouncers all know my name. I can't abandon it, even if it is a gay bar, its still my Nirvana.
Longest 30 seconds of my life
10/10 so not recommended
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