Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
I'm eating all of the evidence.
theres a middle aged lesbian couple holding hands on the bus and a 17 or 18 year old christian girl visibly staring freaked out and audibly praying about it
tonight is proof that a xbox 360 will always be more reliable than a girl ever will
and a girl gets the red ring of death every month
i bet if teenage jesus was here he would do a shot with me
Just gave my little brother the collection of clothes that boys have left in my room since I've been in college for his birthday.
we got so high we spray painted his girlfriend's UGG boots. she's CRYING. it's hysterical.
I kind of want you to get arrested just so I could frame an avatar mugshot.
I don't know if its because i'm stoned or what but painting my kitchen yellow makes it look crooked
i love all of you. Physical. Emotional. Mental. All of it. When we speak i feel like a feather or a dragon depending on the conversation ...
Can you send me a picture of you not naked, my mom wants to see what you look like
the amount of chicks and firearms here is unnerving. this will end awesomely or at the morgue.
dude my grandma just called my dealer. How does this shit happen to me
I wanna get a tattoo next to my tattoo that says, my ex did this so don't fucking ask
He's completely obsessed with his ex but gives phenomenal head. So overall, yeah, good first date.
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