That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
how come the more i say "don't get it in my eyes," the more gets in my eyes
barbara walters just said penis...
So I got hit on by a gay guy. It might have something to do with the fact that I licked his nose.
And why did you do that?
Tequila
You should be proud. How many people can say they GAVE a stripper an std?
You said "sustain yourself" quietly over and over as you fed joeys hamster cashews. Acid you is a trip
It's surprise blowjob week. You should be excited.
You threw my heel at her from across the street... And hit her in the back of the head so hard she face planted into the street. I need more friends like you.
This is the first time I'm hearing this information.
Remember that picture you sent me of you trying to eat the flower arrangement in the bathroom at that restaurant?
I woke up naked on his boat with a cowboy hat on with a boat cover over me... Thank you tequila!
It looks like I murdered a care bear and put its blood in my hair to warn the others off.
In the store looking for it now. They put the theatre/script section right next to the gay erotica section. Rude. Practical, but rude.
Anyone who has court these next few days keep your head up & smile knowing we broke the County Record with 27 underage consumptions
I did cocaine with my cab driver all night. It was the best date.
I feel like him using the excuse "I'm not a fan of lying" to stop me from sleeping around is hypocritical since he's cheating on his wife with me.
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