i'm trying to reconcile what i did last night with who i am as a person.
Haha she couldn't find her dress in the morning. So she left it. How do the hell do I discreetly return that to her at work. More importantly, how did she discreetly do the walk of shame??
So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
I think my penis got bigger when i lost weight
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he told me he wanted to get "words" tattooed on his penis so he could say hes always putting words in my mouth..
You kept telling that ginger girl, "it's not your fault, it's not your fault, it's not your fault."
i just opened a seperate checking account to keep track of how much i make and spend on our keggers
He ran five blocks just to watch me and my best friend make out. I think he's a keeper.
Oh and jess is gonna pee in our guest bedroom to mark her territory.
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In 18 months of being married we've had sex with 7 different couples. Who said you can't have your cake and eat it.
I'm bonding with your girlfriend. I like her. We're plotting your demise.
I’m a go ahead and fuck down ATL. So when I leave in January I’ll have no regrets.
I like to make sure they know it's casual by giving then a high five after sex
The ass gains better be worth it
I think it's a bit on the nose for the Uber driver to play stairway to heaven while driving like A psycho.
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