what happened last night?
u kept telling him to fuck u optimus prime style
that explains why his roommate kept saying autobots roll out this morning as i left
hows the new call of duty?
I only had sex with the game case so far, but that part was awesome.
Could you explain why there is an Australian passport in your toilet?
I never thought I would get head to the lion king soundtrack
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i'd be lying to you if i said i didn't just bring up microsoft excel to make an alcohol budget
But when he came on my stomach I noticed how tan I was!
Triple a is towing cars for free tonight and tomorrow night. Can we take advantage of this ?
I got to the party and found your shoes in a bag of Funyuns. You weren't even there.
I came so hard I burst a blood vessel in my eye. If i cant marry this girl, I'm gonna have to switch teams.
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Don't worry, I'm sure your thrusting skills are on point.
It reeks of weed and poor life decisions in here
If Boring and Monotone had a love child, it would be this guy.
well i don't know if 30 seconds is exactly a good time but at least he bought me breakfast
Don’t fucking talk to that dude from monday!! Ethical consumption dude, don’t fuck shitty guys
It was just like the old times. We watched movies and shit. But not like old times-i fucked her hot brother when she was in the shower? Times are a'changin.
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