very cute, but more "I wanna put you in my pocket and keep you as a pet" and less "please bang me" type of cute.
I told her I was pledging and she immediately proposed to give me head in the bathroom. i love how easy rushees are
remember what we learned. dont lure girls w/ food at the bar. u dont want those ones
Chinatown. Her fortune cookie said "accept the next proposition you receive." TELL ME NO NOW.
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you know who we are? We're the female white stoner version of Kenan and Kel.
The amount I want to die right now is not proportionate to the level of fun I had last night. Not fair.
He stole a bottle of grenadine from the bar. And got arrested. His new cell mate is going to love his bright red lips.
I went to pick my brother up downtown and I stopped at a red light a homeless old man comes up knocks on the window shows me his penis and then screams money
I hate him. I fucked every one of his friends AND his fat brother and he still won't break up with me.
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Dude, you punched me in the face bc I wasnt ordering your tbell fast enough. Then when you got it, you threw it out the window bc, and I quote, "OBAMACAREEEE!"
You are so lucky you didn't go back to Tate's house. They decided to figure out who had the biggest balls... I was the judge
You made me drive your car so you could give the dude from the parking lot a BJ in the back seat. Classy.
Her hookup left his underwear and shorts in the dorm last night... What he was wearing when he left, we may never know.
I chose not to drink last night but drinking chose me
what happened to you last night?
I dunno man, i pissed in a urinal, sent you a picture of my vagina and woke up with 25 bar stamps on my arms.. you tell me
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