So drunk its hurt
Does this mean you'll turn into an Albanian at the next full moon?
Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
Most fantastic sex ever until her Doberman took an interest in what we were doing. There was nothing more terrifying then feeling warm dog breath on my ballsack.
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I'm not a creep or anything, just a lost soul looking for a good lay
It's horrible of you to say your above all this when the bar uses your drunk picture to scare people.
just went back to the bar and asked if they found a shoe last night.
The nurse who handed me my discharge papers underlined and highlighted do not consume alcohol while on my painkiller its like she knows me.
OMGGG I JUST SAW A REAL OWL JUST CHILLING ON TOP OF A SIGN POST. I WALKED UP TO HIM AND SAID HOO HOOOOO AND HE TURNED HIS HEAD AT ME AND WAS LIKE YEAHHH BRO
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Her vagina was like a painting you can put your face in.
It's whatever. Titanic is about to be on and we have wine, which is basically crying juice. Leo, Kate, and I will be having a lovely, pants free evening.
Did you throw up out the back door and cover it with paper towels?
This is a mass text. Who in the hell shat on my stairs last night?
If only he'd realize the fondness I have for his genitals.
I’ll always remember that day you sent me that random nude on accident lmao changed my life
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