I*** M*****, this is your dignity texting you. I ditched you when you started hitting on bros and old sailor men last night. My friend Sarah has pictures to prove it.
This girl added me on fb and has all these pics of her kissing her little brother saying i will love you forever. I'm creeped out.
maybe it's her son
thats not any better.
I assumed she put out when I heard her friend call her "dickbutt"
Everytime she tries to call me all I can think about is when she tripped walking down my steps during her walk of shame. Then I laugh until it goes to voicemail
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The kid in front of me is videochatting and typing to his gf. I should make poop/sex faces over his shoulder, right?
Tell your boobs to stop staring at me.
Some guy shouted fuck america during the national anthem, i decked him. They threw him out. USA USA USA!
i cant do it anymore.. every time this girl orgasms she sounds like a motorcycle
Yes, yes she is. This will teach her not to pull her vibrator out and harass people with it at parties.
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It just hurt to pee because he was fingering for fucking gold in there.
he calls himself the gay cupid because he matches two guys looking to hookup on craigstlist with each other. get me out of here. please.
Now that mom and dad sold the camper, do you think it's okay to talk about all the sex I had in it?
My sex life is driven by spite and alcohol
I'm seriously considering starting a savings account so I'll have bail money this summer.
why is half of my head shaved?
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