Just once id like a girl to say to me in the dracula voice, i want...to suck...your dick...
guy in the car over is getting some terrible road head. he just gave me a thumbs down when he noticed i was watching.
So I just told the bartender I would go down on her. You need to get here
I woke up naked except for someone else's socks. Im so proud
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you puked in the bathtub and said "let them pee"
I plan on having so much gay sex in our house while you gone.
We have bigger issues at hand... Does anybody know someone in the kalamazoo area that is missing a pair of stilts ?
You climbed out your own window and walked in the front door..
I just don't understand how she's willing to go through so much planning and effort just to get a dick inside of her
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I thought 5 times was beyond my capabilities but her tongue was like a penis defibrillator. Clear!
So apparently I initiate sex in my sleep
St. Patrick's day can kiss my ass. Still hungover. I guess I showed up at my gym blacked out yesterday morning. Like im not missing a gym day b
Now in listening to Jerome Bettis speak at the hall of fame and my boner just started twirling a terrible towel
The lady at the liquor store in my hometown just gave ran around the corner and gave me a hug when I came back from being gone for a couple months. My life is complete.
Man I just realized that my only life problem right now is that I have to convince myself not to fuck a 19-y-o
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