Oh man I wish you'd been in the car w/ me today. I followed a school bus home filled w/ young boys and I flipped them off the entire way. They loved it.
too bad you can't see the clap by looking at her face.
she is a standing ovation.
Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
its time to go be "that drunk guy nobody knows"....again.
I Just realized that having a picture folder that says "not for mom" may give off the wrong impression to wondering eyes
I don't remember much but I remember it was a unanimous decision that Santa was indeed real and Cait's stripping somehow proved this.
So I just told the bartender I would go down on her. You need to get here
You fucked him. I baby bird fed him whiskey . I feel like we've bonded.
I've been on this train for an hour and this women has been on the phone and all she's said is "guuurrrrrlllll, gurl, gurl." I may commit suicide.
Know what was probably a bad idea? Using white wine as a mixer for vodka.
Whatever. I am not explaining the physics of my dick slapping.
you had me at "meet me in the bathroom"
Babe if there was a way to give a back rub and head at the same time that's what I would ask for my birthday, Christmas and of course right now. Please think about how and get back to me.
I think you know you’ve caught feelings when you’re asking a tinder boy his opinion about your current fuck buddy.
Randomize
