i was so drunk i stopped mid-blowjob to make sure he i was with my boyfriend and not some random. twice.
I puked for half an hour, but I went and danced afterwards, and that made me feel better.
You are so irish.
I know I said that I'd stop dating 20 year olds... but at least this one's not my student...
I think I'm finally maturing. I'm happy he found someone. Good for him. I sincerely hope she doesn't choke on his tiny penis.
Good news. Isn't krabs. Bad news. Not sure what it is. Worse news. Encouraged not to fuck till known. Great news getting laid tonight
I want him to rain dance my fallopian tubes.
Sweet. I'm actually coaching my work study into a 4-girl orgy so dinner was kinda important. Yes, I'm the best boss ever.
I had to make out with him. He bought me a few drinks and he was an Angels fan. As a Yankee fan that was my way of saying good game and sorry we beat the shit out of you
They told you that you couldn't fit in the dryer. Man, did they eat their words. You did brake the door though.
At least now when I say "never again" the likelihood is that it won't actually happen again the next weekend...that my friend is called growth
I woke up in his bed wearing nothing but a penn state hat. We are....
I'm so annoyed. We're about to buy groceries for the week and at this point I'm hoping to sustain myself on pure alcohol.
New rule. If he's too busy to put the "H" in "what" then I'm too busy to put his D in me.
I can't have the last guy who touched my vagina be my coworker.
why yes, bad decisions will be made starting at 3PM Thurs through 8PM on Sun. You have been warned. Plan accordingly.
Randomize
