That's kind of creepy but I guess since I'm wearing your dad's pants nothing is off limits anymore
Yeah true. Damn vaginas. They're ruining the world.
Omg just saw this kid I went to elementary school with at the bar and he used to be cool and I was so awkward but now I have boobs so I WIN.
I love waking up with his head head between my legs, it makes me feel special
Sadness tears and throw up everywhere
And he probably thinks I'm in love with him but after three shots of Patron you love anything
Duuuude - Drag Queen Bingo wasn't supposed to end like thissss
Did i tell you that he's legal and i got his number? Because he's legal and i got his number. THIS BITCH AIN'T GOING TO JAIL YET
GET OVER HERE. HOTTIE ALERT
^^^This is why you should have charged your phone prior to going out.
Everybody needs breakup sex. You just happened to get yours from a dude who hasn't reached the point of breakup yet. No biggie.
Worst walk of shame man. They had a fire drill at 7am, had to walk out of her all girl dorm wearing my Everday I'm Hustling sweater
in a meeting in my bathtub while predrinkin for tonight. technology.
sorry I called you to cry about the state of the neopets economy
He and I didn't so much date, as watch cartoons and go down on each other.
No, he wouldn't have sex with me....but on the brightside I managed to fit the entire falafel sandwhich in my purse!!
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