Can I come over?
Can't... I'm at class right now.
No your not
I'm outside by your car.
It wasn't awkward until he started humming the Rocky theme song in the middle of fucking
Sitting at a red light. Windows are down. I'm blasting Gaga's "Disco Stick" and doing an interpretive dance to it because I think I'm hilarious. Look to the left and see two Phi Delts that I know with their windows down. They are horrified. I am probably going to lose their Facebook friendships.
I really like him. That's why I'm having sex with someone else, so he doesnt think i'm a slut.
first time Ive ever had to stop sex to go pass out in the kitchen floor...
i just threw up a quarter into the urinal in the bathroom at the bar. everybody else stared then cheered. that drunk
Every time she shows up on my newsfeed, I get the taste of tequila in my mouth.
Yeah. You can ask him out. We're just fuck buddies. My vagina will be sad but your heart can be happy.
Just watched an entire Mariachi band walk of shame home together. Halloween at its finest
We were taking body shots by lunch. I love college.
he just fluffed my hair and told me I had to dance with him because we were both gingers.
Fly, little bird! Repopulate the ginger race!
New Serial podcast is out. We can listen to it tonight instead of having sex.
Sitting naked in my bed eating leftover Mexican food drinking coors light.. Can it get any more single than this?
I have finally found someone I enjoy for reasons that do not necessarily include his dick
Oh my God it's like my cock was dipped in lava
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