How does she give head with a nose like that? It looks like she has a plantain stuck in the middle of her face.
you could play connect the dots with the people ive fucked in this room
I am kinda proud of you, its like seeing my slutty baby take its first step
I just found out my mom named me after her fake ID from college...
You rode him down the last flight of stairs like a human sled.
On that note I give you a 10 for sticking the landing and staying on the whole ride.
Do you think that my Facebook profile picture kinda look like im being raped by a 10 foot polar bear ?
Was just walking through the park by the river. Saw some random in a tree, we climbed up, blazed with him and bought a bag. In the tree. Real shit.
When I don't want to forget things I put them on my cigs.
C smoking isn't all bad
Coming to you live from the floor of my office..
Lesson learned. Kayak oars are not golf clubs....check
I'm over my straight phase. They all turned out to be idiots and none of them got me off. I'm going back to hot girls with strap ons.
He had really great hair, but he told me he's been in a psych ward three times. I mean I know I'm a psych major, but that's too much.
It was crazy man, at one point after already going 3 rounds I tried to breakaway for a smoke...she yanked me by the nipple hair back on top of her.
Babe, Have you see my pants?
Try Jay street in Brooklyn.. that's where I last remember seeing them.
What are you doing tomorrow?
Dude its my bday. Im drinking from sunup til face down. Rinse and repeat.
Randomize
