Honestly I wish you never came into my life. I know I don't want you. But I keep trying to get you back bc of the memories
I don't see you I see the memories. All the time
Not sure what happened last night, but there are four mini bikes outside and some guy is wearing my shirt passed out in the breakfast nook. Won't be telling the grand kids about this one.
I miss you. Just wanted to say that before the drugs kicked in so it's legit.
and she was petting her beer can
sooo my mom just yelled up the stairs " you left your bowl down by the computer"....aaand for a second I forgot cereal bowls still existed
Idk how she did it. Either she watches freakier porn than I do, or I really need to go get tested.
i'm sick of coming in second next to bourbon.
I am never taking advice from you again. The high heels in the shower were a bad idea. I orgasmed and almost drowned.
I found a pair a guys underwear in my purse that has a British flag on it and says and I quote "British beef" what.the.fuck.
it was fucking weird. cops showed up but they appreciated our 3 story bong. and then some girl tried to steal our cheese and butter
Now theyre filling the kiddie pool water with boxes and boxes of jello powder and im not sure if thats a sign i should leave or what
I might have pissed in the corner of someone's shed. They have nice lawn mower.
Is it bad I use my AA meeting to hookup with guys?
still can't believe dude took a personal call while he was balls deep in my mouth.
I'm going to blackout. I realize this
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