Hope the move went well! I'll miss you!
you are a cunt and I hated living with you and your skeezy boyfriend.Just thought I'd get that out there.
Court Ordered Rehab!!! Do you think I'll need a swimsuit?
Why would he get rid of a girl with no gag reflex? I don't get it.
how opposed are you to picking me up at the bar at 11:00am?
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guess who's bored in chemistry researching how to sneak weed through airport security in her vagina?
If you listen closely you can hear the sound of inbreeding and shame.
he ate me out like he was chugging a beer.
I'm going to buy her a puppy, let her fall in love with it, then kill it in front of her. Does that answer how I feel about her?
My landlord showed my apartment to a prospective tenant today and I had my vibrator and gun both chilling on my nightstand
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On a scale of zero to "unmitigated disaster," how drunk is he?
Worst. Date. Ever. He peeled a layer of bread off his mini burger buns because they had "too many carbs".
Did I let your boyfriend smear a banana into my face last night? Because I have pictures that are telling me I did....
Welp just ran into my high school history teacher while buying a pregnancy test...there goes my veil of innocence in this town.
how do you politely tell someone their toddler looks alarmingly similar to the berries and cream guy
I hate when he takes the condom off to cum all over me. It defeats the purpose.
It’s like having a barf bag and choosing to puke in your own lap.
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